"Monster Cocks" A odd, lovely, fascinating invention is CreatureCock. This is one of those things that has the potential to transform from a "simple sex toy" into a "work of art." It was painstakingly handmade and of movie/special effects grade. It resembles something you might see in a room filled with props. This one is most definitely for those of you who have vivid fantasies about mystical beings.

Although I believe the design was influenced by a fish monster, it may actually work for a variety of animals. In addition to the apparent similarities to a swamp monster, alien, or lizard/crocodile, I can also imagine this as an ogre, troll, dragon, or orc dildo.

The shaft's bottom is divided into sections by broad scales that are color-shaded and darkened to add more realism. Segmented structures are covered with tiny, fine scales near the top of the shaft. It appears armoured, hardy, and rough. Practically speaking, this results in a highly textured dildo.

The rough, mossy shaft of the dildo splits into a smooth, flat, and tapering head at the tip. With darker charcoal shadows, it is brown. A urethral crevice at the very tip of the structure completes the image.

The testicles come next. They deviate from the armored, scaled design plan; they are quite clear and firm. They add an unearthly quality to the dildo. They first didn't appeal to me, but I'm coming around.

The Monster Cocks CreatureCock's base extends into a fake genital surface made of additional scales. Use a prosthetic glue to hold this platform against your own pubic bone; just make sure it's silicone- and body-safe. Even with an O-ring harness, it could be possible to use, but the testicles make it all but impossible to be secure. The base's reverse is entirely smooth and flat.